23rd Apr 201615:523 notes

That awkward moment when you’re a tomato

fuks:

phonesignal:

neokidsonmycock:

200 thousand years of evolution led us to this moment

im about to shit myself

NWHEN THEYRE SINGINGholy fuck lmaooooooooooo

Me:

I feel horribly lonely and crappy

Brain:

isolate yourself from everyone because they hate you

Me:

perfect
23rd Apr 201603:38281,416 notes

blaziqueen:

I’VE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 10 MINUTES NOW WHY

kite62:
“ Moissonneuse endormie by Gerard Hermand on Flickr.
”
19th Apr 201618:5260,421 notes
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jeffrothehomo:
“ On the phone with the bay
”
19th Apr 201618:38286,915 notes
I was planning on putting my two weeks notice in at work today and the subpar humor of my coworkers only solidified this decision.

vivemarco:

Look at this absolutely terrible little statue I found at Goodwill today. I bought it.

transparentoctopus:
“ Ian Baxter, animal preserve 1999
”
11th Apr 201623:079,056 notes
Opaque  by  jslucas